12 Monkeys

Portuguese MO for screening inbound passengers:

Hello Sir, mind if I ask you a few questions, don’t worry ,won’t take long.

Have you had a fever in the past 48 hours? No? Good.

 

Is your head aching? Joints? Bones? Anything? No? Good.

 

Have you had any spontaneous bleeding episode recently? No, of course ,not, there’s a good lad. 

 

Are you in contact, sporadic or steadily maintained, with people known to have been affected by hemorrhagic viral disease? Okay, it’s just a standard question. Thank you.

 

There you go, enjoy your stay, hope to see you soon Sir thank you, best.

We deserve it.

1 Comment

  1. António Cabral

    O comentário que me ocorre: “na mouche”. Claro que ficam perfeitamente intocados a reserva privada de cada pessoa, etc. Mais  tarde, parvo detalhe, quando começarem a aparecer casos de doenças altamente contagiosas/ mortais, ah………….logo se vê. Cumprimentos. António Cabral (marrevoltado.blogspot.com)

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